Meet The Doodles

Welcome to the Doodle Farm!

Full disclosure: this blog is a shameless copy-cat of this far-superior-and-way-more-hilarious blog: http://crappypictures.com/. Seriously, that shiz is crazy funny. Check it out.

At first I was a little conflicted about copying the hand-drawn pictures blog idea, but then i realized, 1) there are a lot of similar types of cooking blogs, fitness blogs, mommy blogs, etc, so why can't there be more than one "my so-called, poorly illustrated life" blog? 2) imitation is the sincerest form of flattery 3) no one will probably read my blog anyway. So here goes.

Well here we are:

Yup, just a happy little family of three. Doodle Mama, Doodle Dad, and Doodle Baby. Doodle Baby is very special to us because she knows how to levitate, as you can see.

But wait, there's more. We have animals. Lots of animals.

We have two canines:

Big Doodle Dog and Little Doodle Dog. Little Doodle Dog rules the roost around here. She sleeps on the bed and eats poop when she goes outside. Big Doodle Dog knows better than to mess with that shiz.

We also have 9 Doodle Chickens:

I drew three and got bored so here are three of our chickens. Our evil rooster's name is McJagger, and that's just too cool to doodle-ify, so he will remain McJagger. You can call the rest of the chickens the Doodle Hens. The Doodle Hens are pretty cool because they lay eggs for us. Actually, they probably aren't thinking about us when they lay the eggs. But we steal them anyway. Suckaz. Some of our hens lay brown eggs and some of our hens lay blue eggs. Blue. For reals.

The doodle hens are probably my favorite pets because we can borderline neglect them and they still give us food. It's pretty cool. They also put up with the evil McJagger's constant and forceful advances on a daily basis, not to mention shooting an egg out their bums every 24-48 hours. Respect, ladies.

Next on the farm, we have the two Doodle Horses (which are really just 1200 lb. lawn ornaments that eat a lot and poop a lot. We hardly ever ride them, but they do add a certain aesthetic appeal to the place. Mostly via large piles of feces.)

And finally, last but not least, we also have a happy little hive of bees:

They haz honey and they don't care to share. Mostly we leave them alone. Sometimes Doodle Dad checks in on them to see how the honey production is going. They get very angry and try to sting him. We haven't collected any honey yet.

So there you have it, the Doodle Farm. Stay tuned for good old fashioned farmy antics. Or at least some  kind of antics. Or shenanigans. Or hooligans. Bye.